I’ll save Google’s legal team some time, since I know the 4.5 people that read my blog are of great value to them, and say up front this isn’t even in the ballpark of being a true story… but I was bored.
April 28, 2010 – Google today has announced a new Maps feature to make planning your own man-made disaster vacations and tours more mind-numbingly simple than ever before – quite like searching the web. After all, with Google Earth now a part of Maps, we have a true 3D bird’s eye view all around the world highlighting locations where global warming is melting glaciers at a rapid pace or where oil slick spills are creating an unprecedentedly large underwater wonder-world of soon to be extinct ocean life. These DisastRoutes, as we like to call them, are just begging for global citizens like you to explore.
Don’t be evil. (unless, of course, it has to do with creating some sort of new man-made disaster that could drive incremental ad revenue for the Disastours product – preferably anything above $2.50 CPC… okay maybe $2.25. Yeah, $2.25 sounds about right. If you need an oil-tanker or an explosive device of any kind, we have a robust result set for those. And now that I’m thinking about it, $1.99 is probably good too… anyway… You know where to find us.)-SKE